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PostSubject: NATIVE AMERICAN JEW   Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:42 am

Native American Jew

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat and a wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.
Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, “Business trip or vacation?”
The woman turns, smiles and says, “Business. I’m going to the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago.”
The man swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, “What’s your business role at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she says. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he says. “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explains, “one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it’s men of Jewish decent.”
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. “I'm sorry,” she says, “I shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!”
“Tonto” the man says as he extends his hand. “Tonto Goldstein.”
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